Why Do Students Fail

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY
has 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days
left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left
126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. Days left
96.

6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6
days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11 That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day???
Balance =0

How can a student pass???

How 10 famous people reacted when they were invited for a party:

How 10 famous people reacted when they were invited for a party:

1. Archimedes was buoyant.
2. Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
3. Ohm resisted the invitation at first.
4. Darwin said he would have to see what evolved.
5. Edison said it would be an illuminating experience.
6. Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.
7. Wilbur Wright accepted provided that he and Orville could get a flight.
8. Morse replied “I’ll be there on dot, can’t stop now, and must dash!”
9. Einstein said “Attending your party will be relatively simple.”
10. “To sum up,” said Ramanujan, “My chances of coming are zero.”

An interesting analogy!

A committee meeting is like TOILET !!!

People come with so much pressure; sit; create a lot of noise and finally DROP THE MATTER !

PLEASE DON'T DISTURB ME!!!!

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BABY UNCLE

ANY 1 WANTS 2 HAVE BURGER??????

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Dont mess with me, I am just about to show you my Karate chop

Today's Fortune

Signed in to my orkut account, read and replied to the scraps. Deleted the almost 50 messages in the inbox (crap that is! daily stuff.) Checked out a few good communities and then back 'Home'.
And there I saw this..
WTF!
Am I going to have a very 'uncomfortable' old age TOMORROW! And then a "Romantic & Pleasant" old age the next day, and further next day "Romance will get your BUTT kicked" in old age !!!

Google sure needs to look into some matters.. hha

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Edit: 30th July
Why? Why is Orkut after my Old Age !!
Are they gonna generate some kinda revenue out of my old age!
HuH !

I really want google to concentrate on "TODAY's" in Today's Fortune!

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